Letters to Orli

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~Letters to Orli~

Apparently there is some website (I still can't find it) that is saying that my email addy is Orlando Bloom's. Last time I checked, I am most definately not Orli. However, I keep getting emails from silly misguided fangirls.

They are amusing. I compiled the more entertaining ones so you all could be amused too.

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I am not, I repeat, NOT Orlando Bloom! Nor do I have anything against Orlando Bloom. Nor did I write any of the emails you will see on this page. Names have been changed to protect the stupid.

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i love lotr it is a great movie!!! my friend megan _____ says that she knows u and has a sort of relation to elisha wood and if u see him tell him to call (xxx)xxx-xxxx in indiana and ask for keely(kee.lee) i would highly respect that thanx,...,anyways me and my friends think u and elisha wood are major hoties!!well thanx for ur time orlando and if you'ld like to e-mail me back that would be great thank you so much!!!!!my screen name is Fantacichick@____.com!!

buhbye,
Keely

***"ELISHA Wood"??? <ROTFLMAO>***

I love you and please come to my bat mitzvah, its march 22, im me back for more details

your the hottest guy in the world

Love Allie

***Yeah, Orlando Bloom is gonna take time out of his busy schedule to go to your BAT MITZVAH!!! You're 13 years old!!! And obviously living in a fantasy world.***

WHAT'UP ORLANDO?!MY NAME IS DIANA,I'M 14 AND BELEIVE IT OR NOT I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!MAYBE SOMEBODY ELSE ALL READY TOLD YOU THAT BUT I REALY DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT... I'M HOPPING THAT SOMEDAY I BECOME A SINGER OR A STAR TO MEET YOU! MAYBE YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT TAHAT(I HOPE YOU DO...!) BUT WHEN WE MEET EACHOTHER,I'M SURE WE ARE GOING TO BE GOOD FRIENDS!!!IF YOU ARE INTERESTED OR YOU WANT TO HELP ME TO GET THERE E-MAIL ME AT dianaperdomoa@___.com I HOPE YOU READ THIS...OK THEN SEE YOU SOMEDAY AND KEEP DOING YOU'RE THING!!..LOVE YOU!BYE!!!

***That's just sad, dude. Not sure which is sadder, the grammar or the content. Still hilarious, however***

This one turned into a brief corrspondance:

HEY I JUST WHANT 2 LET U NO I LUV UR MOVIE AND ME AND MY FRIEND BOTH LUV U PLEAZZZZZZZZZ WRITE ME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To which I replied:

Huh? What movie? What the hell are you talking about? Who do you think I am?

To which the person replied:

movie=lord of the rings

who=orlando bloom

isnt this ur email adress?

write me back

To which I replied:

Dude, I'm NOT Orlando Bloom. Where the hell did you get that idea?

To which she replied:

on his website

To which I replied:

What website would that be?

To which she replied:

go to search and type in orlando bloom and look thbrough the stuff and that will come up

To which I replied:

Gee, that's helpful. OK, fine, doesn't matter where you found it, but I assure you I am not Orlando Bloom. I don't think he even has an email addy as I've heard he's a tad computer-phobic.

To which she replied:

Wutever! He's NOT computerphobic! You're just being mean! Why do you hate Orlando?!

***That was about when I decided to end the correspondance, it just wasn't worth the annoyance anymore***

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