LOTR Haikus

I love haikus.  Short, to the point, and it doesn't matter if they suck because form matters over content.  So I decided to write a few.  My friend Julie joined me.   I would welcome any LOTR haiku submissions.  So just email me with your haiku and I will put it up.   You can never have too many haikus.

Legolas the elf

Beautiful, graceful, and blonde

He will be my bitch

- by Sarah

Frodo and Samwise

Devoted to each other

Yeah, they're so f*cking.

- by Sarah

I just bought Glamdring

Mighty sword of Gandalf grey

Man, I am insane.

- by Julie

Merry and Pippin

There's just one question I have

What's the carrot for?

- by Sarah

Sweet, naive Hobbits

They have big, wide, hairy feet

Genitals the same?

- by Julie

I had a bad dream

Gimli was completely nude

Traumatized for life.

- by Julie

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